Sunday, September 13, 2009

A Session With Dr. Whippy



Artist Demitrios Kargotis has invented a soft-serve dispensing machine which uses voice-stress analysis to determine how much soft serve to give to the customer...er...client...er...patient. The more stressed out you are, the more soft serve you get.

But will insurance reimburse?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

margaret thatcher invented soft serve ice cream.

FooFoo5 said...

Aye, Clink, I would have to bring a 5 gallon bucket to collect my spoils! I'm billing it 309.24.

Anonymous said...

dr. whippy prescribes chocolate soft serve for clink. dinah is prescribed chocolate and vanilla swirl.

William said...

In the combat theater, most of the chowhalls have soft serve machines, which we in the Navy refer to as an "auto dog." This, in part, is probably contributing to the perception that this is the first time active duty people are coming home from deployments having gained weight!

If those same "auto dogs" were forking over even more calories as a result of higher stress ... well, I don't really want to think about it ...

Anonymous said...

I love Mr. Whippy.

LAP said...

Is Dr. whippy installe somewhere? Where can I get info on prices of this system?